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After Florida vs. California, Will Debates Get Even More Pointless? Dec. 02, 2023
While innocent Americans were minding their own business Thursday night, Danny Zuko raced Leo "Crate... Read More
Cheeky Medications Nov. 29, 2023
Many drugs today are based on large molecules, which can't be taken in tablet form because they woul... Read More
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Nov. 28, 2023
While I was driving in the car, I heard an ad on the radio for oven mitts. "Sometimes, taking pants ... Read More
A Shot in the Arm Nov. 21, 2023
"You should get a shingles vaccine," said my doctor at my annual checkup. "You can get it at the sam... Read More
From That Annoying Lady in the PTA, a Call to Arms Nov. 18, 2023
Dear parents, Greetings, fellow chauffeurs, cooks, therapists and personal assistants! Mandy Jensen... Read More
The Peril of Short Arms in the Drive-Thru Nov. 18, 2023
With the summer Olympics approaching in 2024, it's time we buckle down and start perfecting our indi... Read More
If the Shoe Fits, Beware It Nov. 16, 2023
If you're looking for a discussion of the people running for president in the Republican primary, th... Read More
Banning Together Nov. 15, 2023
In October, California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law banning four common food additives: ... Read More
A Ping, a Ding, and a Beep Nov. 14, 2023
Beep. I heard the sound in my sleep. At first it was a part of my dream, but as I started to wake up... Read More
In a Chaotic World, Welcoming the No Pants Trend Nov. 11, 2023
"The end better be freaking nigh." This message sailed into my texts via a group chat last week foll... Read More
Swipe Right for the Perfect Job Nov. 09, 2023
It's frustrating! The perfect job is out there. You just don't know how to find it. On the positive... Read More
Birds' Words Nov. 09, 2023
Recently we got a birdfeeder. Luckily, I speak Bird! Sparrow No. 1: This is just delicious! What do... Read More
This Fall, Don't Fall Nov. 08, 2023
In 2021, according to the latest data from the CDC, 100 older adults (age 65-plus) died from falls e... Read More
Can You Bark a Few Bars? Nov. 07, 2023
My dog is not a big fan of heavy metal music. He doesn't mind a few bars of country music, and he se... Read More
Which is Witch Nov. 01, 2023
If you happened to reside in Salem, Massachusetts, in 1692-93, being a witch (or simply being accuse... Read More
Arrested Development Oct. 31, 2023
Apparently, there is a warrant out for my arrest. I'm not sure exactly what it is that I did wrong, ... Read More
How to Talk Turkey to a Budding Vegetarian Oct. 28, 2023
With Halloween jack-o'-lanterns starting to mold and my 5-year-old's "cool-looking" leaf collection ... Read More
Snoozing Your Way to Success Oct. 26, 2023
You're late. I've been waiting, like forever, for you to read this week's column. And now you finall... Read More
The Other Half Is Crazy Oct. 25, 2023
A Lancet Psychiatry study that analyzed responses from a 21-year-long World Health Organization surv... Read More
