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Burial at Sea Aug. 15, 2023
As I plugged my phone into the outlet next to the toilet, I had a fleeting thought that it was sort ... Read More
Ignoring the Judgments Is Just a Part of Being a Parent Aug. 12, 2023
Today was PJ day in our house, when we let the kids wear pajamas all day, no matter how silly it loo... Read More
How to Win an Election Aug. 12, 2023
It's time to catch up on the current events compost pail — don't look, it's still banana peels... Read More
Want to Succeed in Your Career? Ask a Mushroom. Aug. 10, 2023
Let's face it: Working in an office is unnatural. Our prehistoric ancestors didn't spend their days... Read More
Runner's Sigh Aug. 09, 2023
People who run marathons are indisputably to be admired, and the best of them possess a sort of lopi... Read More
Good to the Last Drop Aug. 08, 2023
As the only one in my family who drinks coffee, I often found myself making a whole pot of coffee in... Read More
Hey, Aliens, Are You Sure You Want to Come Here? Aug. 05, 2023
Maybe you heard, or maybe you didn't, that extraterrestrial life is back in the terrestrial spotligh... Read More
Getting Suspicious About Being Ambitious? Aug. 03, 2023
Remember the you you used to be? When it came to your career, you were hardworking. Dedicated. Ambit... Read More
Bath to the Future Aug. 02, 2023
The benefits of bathing have long been appreciated, despite colorful depictions of past cultures and... Read More
The Bird Is the Word Aug. 01, 2023
I have often written about my mishaps and unfortunate interactions with suburban flora and fauna. In... Read More
Samsara and the Fine Art of Not Caring About Dirty Laundry Jul. 29, 2023
I've recently discovered a way to apply the karmic concept of samsara — the endless wheel of d... Read More
Want to Earn a Lot More? Think a Lot Less. Jul. 27, 2023
Ever wonder what's holding you back at work? It could be something you do when you're not at work. ... Read More
Verbs 'Conjugate' at the Gym Jul. 26, 2023
In today's episode, Hulk Hogan takes his grandnephew Winky on a tour of the Verb Gym... Hulk: Look! ... Read More
Electronic Skin Jul. 26, 2023
The headline seems like an odd combo, but researchers have taken the first steps toward creating sof... Read More
Having Skin in the Game Jul. 25, 2023
Dear Company That Makes All My Skincare Products: I'm writing to tell you that I am a BIG fan of you... Read More
Disaster Snacks, Ranked Jul. 22, 2023
Friendly message if you live in a perpetual CONE OF UNCERTAINTY. One, I am sorry and right there wit... Read More
The Officeless Paper Jul. 20, 2023
I know. You're afraid of AI. If you're only mildly paranoid, you're afraid artificial intelligence ... Read More
PTSD as in Physical Jul. 19, 2023
Post-traumatic stress disorder has long been considered a psychological illness, but a new study des... Read More
Singing a Different Tune Jul. 18, 2023
I'm a relatively quiet sleeper. I don't talk in my sleep. I don't snore in my sleep... much. I don't... Read More
Cleaning Up So Contractors Like Me Jul. 15, 2023
Tell me why I loaded the dishwasher before "Brian" came over. Tell me why I cannot welcome any contr... Read More
