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Eating Dinner at 3 p.m. Will Turn This Pandemic Around Sep. 18, 2021
I have solved the pandemic! I have not solved the pandemic. Caveat: This solution is for those wh... Read More
It's Another Round of Everyone's Favorite Game Show: Parenting by the Decades! Sep. 18, 2021
Read this column in its entirety on ChicagoTribune.com.Hello, studio audience, and welcome to a... Read More
The Camera Sutra Sep. 14, 2021
I really like the girl I'm dating, except for one thing. On every date, she asks me to take photos o... Read More
The Adventures of SuperDog Sep. 13, 2021
I was always very impressed that my dog could bark on command and come when I called his name until ... Read More
Disappear Pressure Sep. 07, 2021
I recently met this guy, and we've spent the entire past week together. Unfortunately, he's moving a... Read More
Say Yes to the Tress Sep. 07, 2021
When my hairstylist announced that she was expecting a baby and would be taking a three-month matern... Read More
The Name 'Carl' Is Under Attack. One Carl Wants To Defend Its Honor. Sep. 04, 2021
Carl contacted me. Not just any Carl. Carl. Carl was minding his business at home in Hilton Head, ... Read More
Wii Are Not Amused Aug. 31, 2021
During quarantine, my boyfriend started spending two or three hours a night playing video games. Not... Read More
The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth Aug. 31, 2021
Recently, I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half, a... Read More
Due to COVID-19, Please Expect Delays for the Rest of Your Life Aug. 28, 2021
Disclaimers from websites and businesses during the fourth wave of COVID-19: Please note: Due to COV... Read More
Merry Christmas and Happy Goo Year Aug. 24, 2021
Dear Sirs and/or Madams, I am writing to thank you for your amazing new goo toy. My daughter saw an ... Read More
Liar Drill Aug. 17, 2021
I'm a guy, and a female friend asked me to objectively rate her looks on a scale of 1 to 10. She has... Read More
Brawl Straps Aug. 10, 2021
I'm a woman in my early 20s. The guy I'm dating brought me to meet his friends. His male friends wer... Read More
It's Time To Get a COVID-19 Vaccine if You've Done These Things Aug. 07, 2021
Well, here we are. It's like asking a kid to empty the dishwasher. The kid stalls and whines, and yo... Read More
Hollow Sheldon Aug. 03, 2021
Call me old-fashioned, but I find humility attractive, and I'm disturbed by the lack of it in a guy ... Read More
Stop Trying To Make 'Office Bod' Happen and Try These Workplace Habits Jul. 31, 2021
Bloomberg recently published a piece on Americans trying to get in shape before heading back to the ... Read More
Bond Scare Jul. 27, 2021
My roommate and I are best friends, and we've lived together for four years. Recently, she got into ... Read More
Making Your Delta Sky Miles Count for Space Tourism Jul. 24, 2021
Hi, and welcome to the Delta American Express Space Tourism Reserve Card. Enclosed, you will find yo... Read More
How To Tell if You're Dead Jul. 23, 2021
I am an American male. I gauge my general health with these five simple comparisons. No. 1: My buddy... Read More
Thin Line Between Love And Bait Jul. 20, 2021
My relationship with a man I'd been dating was getting serious. His previous relationship ended when... Read More
