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In the Lap of Lottery Luxury Feb. 14, 2014
Generally speaking, I am a horrible person. I am a terrible, terrible young man. I am every single t... Read More
Small Talk. Big Fuss. Feb. 13, 2014
If there's one thing worse than being a motormouth, or a blabbermouth, or just a bigmouth, it's find... Read More
I'm Not Moody (And Other Lies) Feb. 11, 2014
I'm beginning to worry I've been lying to myself for years about my fundamental nature. I don't mean... Read More
Laugh, Cry, or Do Something Feb. 05, 2014
We've all used the phrase, "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry." To this I will add there is a th... Read More
What I Wish They Told Me About Planning a Wedding Feb. 04, 2014
Before planning a wedding — a process I'm in the midst of — I never understood what the ... Read More
Wee Pals
Jan. 31, 2014
You Never Get a Twelfth Chance to Make a First Impression Jan. 31, 2014
I am pretty terrible at making a first impression. Realistically, I am terrible at making a twelfth ... Read More
Honest Lying for Beginners Jan. 30, 2014
To be honest, anyone who starts a sentence with the words, "to be honest," probably isn't. Say what?... Read More
I'm Not Trying to Change Your Mind Jan. 28, 2014
Over the last couple weeks, I wrote about my New Year's resolutions to be more punctual and better w... Read More
Mickey Mouse
Jan. 24, 2014
Lying Through My Teeth Jan. 24, 2014
Oh, I will start flossing right away. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. You know, I have been meaning to flo... Read More
I Can't Remember Your Name Jan. 21, 2014
The second of the three new years resolutions I made this year — the first to be more punctual... Read More
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night Jan. 17, 2014
I have never kept a normal bedtime schedule for my entire adult life. To me, the grandest ideal of b... Read More
To Lie or Not to Lie Jan. 16, 2014
Is Gov. Chris Christie lying when he says he had absolutely no personal involvement with the acts of... Read More
Is My Dog a Pot Dog? Jan. 07, 2014
The new year started in a bit of a panic when, after his evening walk, my dog began throwing up and ... Read More
Nothing But a Bunch of Garbage Jan. 03, 2014
Due to the holidays my normal garbage pickup routine was changed and I was not notified. For me this... Read More
How to Be a Success at Failure Jan. 02, 2014
Sorry, prettykittyselfies.com, I have a new favorite website. It's tinybuddha.com, and I think you'r... Read More
Living to Oneself in the Age of Twitter Dec. 17, 2013
Let us repair to the wild English hearth of 1821, where William Hazlitt is contemplating contemplati... Read More
I Do Not Enjoy Baths Dec. 17, 2013
A lot of people I know love baths. They find them refreshing, relaxing, rejuvenating, restorative an... Read More
Zeroing in on Armagedd00000000n Dec. 13, 2013
Considering the drastic proliferation of nuclear arms during the Cold War it is an absolute wonder h... Read More
